So I’m sure everyone who is anyone has a few Facebook friends that annoy the ish outta them.
Needless to say I plan on deleting mostly everyone. Before I do I’ve decided to post a few statuses here along with my first thoughts.
Also, fun game I play with my sister where I read the post and she guesses if a guy or girl posted it. Feel free to leave your guess below , It’s harder than it sounds.
“HAHA you’re threatening to post nudes i sent you lol real mature”
“Got paid, got out early, now im about to be home get naked and drink a beer !”
-let me guess.. Blue Ribbon.
“Tomorrow I go pay my court fines, probation, and Dui classes 2100 dollars later and a class left no more probation . Thought I would share that I did this while working for myself..fck people who don’t believe in u”
“Turns out I’ve been wearing my underwear inside out all day.”
-what the eff…
“So sick of gnc customers coming in showing me pictures of their genital warts!! Go to a damn dermatologist please”
- why, just why.
“EMPLOYEDDDD say whaaaaa.! Time to get liquored up!”
- unemployed say whaaa!
“Timing dead nuts Kimball style”
“Ratchet Bitch is seriously one of my favorite songs”
-One can only assume why
“Like im not dumb uhg”
“I can’t ever buy Halloween costumes bc i still fit in childrens sizes and they don’t make slut child costumes”
-lets all be thankful
“I wonder if all my cats talk shit about how annoying I am to eachother”
“Fish tanks are kinda like women, the ph gets a little off and shit goes downhill. Lolll”
-Ok this one was good
Share some funny/inappropriate posts you’ve stumbled upon
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